No one in town is ever gonna sign this hypocrite's hypocritical garbage.

灣區沒有人會簽 這個偽君子的虛偽垃圾

And then I realized what a hypocrite I'd be.

但是我意識到這樣太虛偽了

You're a hypocrite and you always have been.

你是個偽君子 一直都是

You are a hypocrite, but we believe you.

你是個偽君子 但我們相信你

She didn't trust you because you're hypocrites.

她不相信你們 因為你是個偽君子

No, I am blaming you for being a hypocrite.

不 我是想說你不要再裝無辜

But this morning I realized I'm being a hypocrite.

但今早我意識到我是個偽君子

So I'm guilty of being a moneygrubbing hypocrite.

所以做個唯利是圖的偽君子也算犯罪嗎

If that makes me a *ing hypocrite, so be it.

如果那說明我是偽君子的話 我也無所謂

I am a schoolmarm or a fascist and a hypocrite.

我就是個女學究 法西斯或是偽君子